I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
it was like eating out sand paper
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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