the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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