Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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