check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
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