for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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