I don't usually arrange sex via text message
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Randomize
