We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Two words: nipple clamps
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