we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
