What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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