I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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