My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
