Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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