covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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