We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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