Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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