You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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