Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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