dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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