garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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