i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Is it because I queefed?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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