I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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