Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I enjoy the company of your penis
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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