so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
