He had one of those small greek statue penises
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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