On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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