I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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