sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
You pole danced in your parka.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Randomize
