Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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