Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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