The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
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