Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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