We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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