i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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