I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Randomize
