Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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