I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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