I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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