Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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