Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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