I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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