that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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