Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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