i just google imaged poop.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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