hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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