Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Randomize
