The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I think my moral compass just broke
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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