Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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