community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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