Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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