butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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