so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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