you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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